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Yeah, I want to trademark the initials CP please.

We were all pro-mental health until the state realised the Drag it had on the NHS budget. Now, they’d rather you just end it all to save a few quid.

The streets are saying Senior Blew Bill Clinton???

Who should be cast in the newly announced Labubu movie from Sony?

Very tiring hearing gammons moaning about the effects of Thatcherism and then continually voting for it decade after decade

Incredible things are happening in my replies

Morgan McSweeney just emailed me to stop referring to his coven of advisers as “Starmtroopers”. I will never fold. You have my word.

The average middle manager on this island is a mild mannered Hitler

So? ….You did say it?

I dread to think what type of cartoon character is a Mike Graham Substack subscriber

#clocked

“From what I hear he didn’t rape that woman in Vegas, Chris is a stand up guy…a great guy wow. He’s won many world cups”

Really? On International Men’s Day?

He was the Bassline to my teen years, 1 of 1. 🍋

You will never make me hate you China