sniper has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

now why don't you look down to where your feet is planted? that U.S soil that makes you take shit for granted if not for santa ana, just to let you know that where your feet are planted would be México

engie is setting up the grill for today's celebration!! ...but theres still no dispenser in sight

these were one of the best fireworks ive ever seen!! and i'm sure this sweet little dude thinks the same!

what does this mean??? SOLDIER WHAT DOES THIS MEAN????

someday...

team frtress 2

what the hell does this mean???? is he insulting me or something??? i aint a folding chair or a couch that swallows stupid crap! i better not see this guy again i swear to god

i got bitten by an ugly green smelly soldier. he says hes a zombie but i think he just has rabies cuz i dont feel any different...aside from the pain and all the bite marks and oh my god my eye just fell off

god...i'm starving right now...

alright i'm putting a reward for whoever finds my right eye. heres a pic of my beautiful blue eyes to make it easier to find!

i gotta admit he was a good meal!! i'm starting to like being a zombie!

tried to recreate my pic, how do i look?? still handsome, right?? i think that handsome face deserves to eat some brains! 🍴🧠

i just lost something more valuable than an eye....i'm putting another reward for whoever finds my lil scout...i got plans of having kids someday, so,, i really need it back

whoops....sorry about the bites!!

SOLDIER. SOLDIER I KNOW I DIDNT SHOW UP IN THAT HOUR BUT PLEASE GIVE IT BACK TO ME!! I CAN STILL PUT IT ON ICE!!

what's his problem????????????