It is a verifiable fact that my ass exists to crush my enemies

ᴊᴀɴᴇ - pdx ✈️ FMTY Here he cums, here cums Speedwanker! He's a cheapass on wheels!

Then why do I make so much money from married dudes who want their holes stretched 🙃

This was saved on my phone and I felt obligated to share it

Me and my moots getting ready to go drain wallets:

I'll never stop calling it Twitter If Elon can deadname his child I can deadname his website

I just received A Whole Ass Case of Oolong Tea from Anonymous via Throne. Thank you!

I just received Gold Clitoris Necklace by Womanizer from leonardo1123 via Throne. Thank you!

I just received Kirby Otamatone from leonardo1123 via Throne. Thank you!

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I just received Giant DnD Dice set! from Anonymous via Throne. Thank you!

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Happy Halloween! I made an incredibly cursed jack o' lantern 😋

I just received Really Hot Dress I Need from subbiegreg via Throne. Thank you!

I just received Dr. Martens from subbiegreg via Throne. Thank you!

I just received 4tb M.2 drive from subbiegreg via Throne. Thank you!

I just received Fujifilm Instax Mini Link 3 Smartphone Printer - Sage Green - Sage Green from subbiegreg via Throne. Thank you!

“porn brain” is a myth if watching porn “encourages” a man to do violent behaviors, that was just a violent man with internet access when I watch copious amounts of vampire movies, I don’t try to suck my neighbors blood when I play a wizard in a video game for hours, I don’t

Me checking my TL after not being on twitter for a year:

Saw an OF guy thanking 80k men for his dream car. Scrolled and scrolled for a hate comment... NOTHING. So it was never about the job. Just about women doing it.