I carry my oyinbo friend comot, pay for the dinner, she dey ask for my account number to send her cut😭 Tears full my eyes. E don dey happen to me for like 5years now. Dem no go gree make you pay for them.

I'll never understand why expired IDs aren't accepted as proof of your age I was 40 before it expired, I'm not 19 now

So terrorists go enter road, dem no jam soldiers for road, dem no jam police for road, dem go commit murder, still go back to their hideout in peace. But regular Nigerians can't even drive 10 minutes without seeing the police or soldiers. What does it look like?

There are CEOs in this country making over ₦50 billion a year. But their employees? Surviving on ₦150k a month. Can’t pay rent. Can’t afford decent food. Can’t even buy a second hand car. And somehow, everyone acts like this is “normal.” How do you sleep at night, knowing

You don’t have to be perfect, just be real with me.🥹

I just want to dress nice, eat good food,smell nice,drive a nice car, build a nice house and marry a nice person🥹

Final interview. They ask: “I see a gap in your resume. What happened?” Your mind blanks. You say: “I was just taking some personal time.” Interview ends. No offer. Here’s what they actually want…

Okayyy… but pick one 🤭

Also why is the President not addressing Nigerians. 160 Nigerians wiped out overnight. Not a word. No reassurances, no acknowledgement, nothing Almost like they are not human beings or they are worthless. Australia had Bondi Beach shooting in December and you saw how

I will always encourage people around

Instead of spending 24 hours a day masterminding how to bill someone’s son, go and learn something. Even if it’s just how to make Kunu, it will help you.

Stop telling your parents what your plans and ideas. They get excited and discuss them with friends and relatives and it’s never good idea. Normalize lying to them until those plans have come to mature.

Girl to Girl: One day you'll wake up and just be over it. Him, the situation, the idea of y'all that you made up in your head.... and when you do, move accordingly.

Your girlfriend when other girls are talking about what they bought for their boyfriends for Valentine’s.

What's this Jessss

Buying clothes when you don’t need them so you can have clothes to wear when you actually need them>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

anyway, congratulations to those of us trusting God for new phones o.

The Lenacapavir injection that prevents HIV is finally in Nigeria. This is a massive win for HIV prevention. But Emeka and Nkechi, here are a few things you should know before you get it: 1. It does not prevent pregnancy, Syphilis, Gonorrhea, or Hepatitis B. So while you’re

If you stand near faeces for a while, you stop smelling it. Not because it has stopped smelling but because you're now used to it. Same way, if you tolerate rubbish for a while, it stops looking like rubbish to you.