Really over everyone saying that it’s “basic” to drink pumpkin spice lattes and pick pumpkins during the fall. ..it’s fall. What the fuck else am I supposed to do

When my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen.

when I find a typo in a book I become absolutely riddled with demonic power

Silence is a form of rest.

I love when a block is so quiet, you listen to yourself walk home

I like Dua Lipa because all of her songs give me little instructions

Intentionally walking slow towards an elevator to avoid being in it with someone who is already walking into it is my kink

Avoiding people who lower your vibe is self care.

hate on Frozen all you want but when Hans pulled back and said “oh anna. If only there was someone that loved you” I was GAGGED

when people tell me I look like Vanessa Hudgens I’m like cool, say it again and also say it very loudly into this microphone

14th st Union sq smells like cigarettes and armpit

It was a lot worse.

Look all I’m asking for is 10 thousand dollars

i act like i’m ok but deep down inside… i wish it was halloween

i have this really bad habit of staying up super late to watch horse hoof cleaning videos