All people voting for #Kamala and not #Trump are the people who ran and got the #Covid #vaccine without hesitation nor question. Free thinkers #vote for #DonaldTrump sheep vote for #KamalaHarris

Honestly would have rather been murdered than roofied finish what you started dude

Did I ever once in my whole life say I wasn’t a bitch? No… cause I’m not a liar

To everyone who didn’t wish me a happy Hanukkah, I hate you

zero tolerance policy for communists

Everyone stressed about Elon Musk doing the hitler salute… my boyfriends been sporting a Hitler moustache for the last month. I have only ever known him and MJ to rock it

I am cooked!!!!

In 2005, a medical technician invented Rapex to help prevent rape in South Africa. It resembles a female condom with sharp teeth. Any man who attempts to rape a woman impales himself on the teeth and must go to hospital to have the device removed

Please help, my boyfriend actually believes osama bin laden did the twin towers

I’m very important to god

Girls remember: the higher the heels the closer to god

I go absolutely demon time berserko when I hear escape by Enrique Englasisas

I love computers

Instagram is not a place where I can be cornered into answering the age old query of “how are you” it’s where I come to be mentally challenged and free

Not dying… just passing a fucking kidney stone

Listening to big pimpin on my way to the mall ready to drain my mans credit cards

Gucci makes the most comfortable heels in the world

Imagine dating a guy for 5years and he never asks you to move in with him cause he’s never lived with any of his girlfriends before, then you break up… I show up 3 years later and we start living together from the FIRST-DATE! I’d be stalking me too. 😉 My lore must be studied

Face yoga taught me that men with double chins don’t eat pussy

I like to go on instagram and ignore all the people messaging me and just watch my own stories 500 times