calling jackieshauna a terrible ship and your fav is bellyjere.....

pseudo-nigga

Does Mom's hair taste good? 😀🐰

Thigh tattoos>>>

HE WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT

okay well not too hype the summer i turned pretty but i will say it’s the first time ive seen on screen what it’s like to very suddenly remember your best friend is dead and then cry about it so

i can’t believe there was a time before “he lets her bejeweled” had ever been written

love my mom but one thing she unintentionally did was every time i or someone else starts a story with “this one time” i immediately think “so this one time at band camp” and ive never seen american pie

oh to be in a toxic relationship with shauna strapman

live look inside the White House rn

Let’s go to bed and find out Donald trump died in the morning

hehehe im tipsy

ivy by taylor swift send tweet

i will say some of my tweets look really silly with this pfp and display name lmao not changing it though she could top me

“sacred new beginnings that became my religion” mhm sure okay

hilarious how my entire tl is talking about it rn without actually saying it

"trump is dead"

i love alcohol anyway deleting this tomorrow