A tall glass of Coke

after work in the parking lot beers

of course when Devin Vassell and Keldon Johnson come in, the Spurs offense just comes to a halt.

Jokic might be the fattest person to get triple double ever holy shit lmao

Dynamic Island was the reason I upgraded to the 14? Guess I’ma stick with the 14 for as long as possible

Emailed them 20 times during their rebranding phase, suggesting that if they truly have to change the name - they should change to the Washington Monuments

this exists

Well yea cause every new age realtor is focused more on going viral on tiktok and IG instead of building actual clientele. You think I wanna put the biggest financial decision of my life to someone dancing around like an idiot in the home I’m considering buying?

Feel like it’s more drinking than weed

Honestly, emergency deep dive sounds like an oxymoron. No way this one is gonna have any actual value and is just gonna be a reactionary 30+ minute repetitive yada yada sesh

Bro they did not need this mf LMFAO

Spurs fan since birth - Don’t get too high off this, he’s gonna fade in the background within the next couple games.

I know you’re not about to try and revise the comedic gold that was the original Scary Movie(s). Those first ones were FIRE.

Brodie… the ONLY argument against Wemby being DPOY is that he doesn’t get to 65 games. You have to be put in a corner?? BRO THEY NEED WEMBY OUT THE GAME!!!

I genuinely feel this way about the Washington Football Team… it was elite af

Spurs have, by a mile, the brightest future in the NBA

Feel like this happened a long time ago

New Years 1995 is the cutoff

Damn took me forever to figure out what CPY was

Currently, I feel if Wemby get’s 3 rings in this modern NBA - It’ll equal Timmy’s 5 #spurs #porvida