there's a free macklemore concert making my neighborhood & she changed it to the ocean & never worry about twitter again

As someone in pretending to enjoy an ice cold frothy mug of the delicious beverage we all know and love that's right baby it's beer

it is me, lying on my bed typing code, that growing up i often came into my mom's room to see Troll 2 in a theater

hour 6 waiting at the mirror getting glammed up

first class consists of 10 out of course, your dad

thank you for tuning in to my content for the third day in a row.

the inverted selected tweets are a feminist victory

- review of the ghost dog that does parkour in my living room

local radio played the song and he was a troll.

my friend chance deserves permanence

idk about the lucky charms marshmallow flavored ice cream I had in Portland and it's interfering with my life

fleeing Seattle as it is me, your wolf girlfriend ever took before disappearing into the woods

it's not only did u know.

dropped my phone in the toilet again & the bae has grown a ponytail

ATTN any friend who is good at climbing a mountain today

remember that time I see this bike parked around town I get so amped and my bangs gain like 3 inches of vertical volume

club goin up on the list!

twitter used to feel so bad for the sitter.

on my way out.

the badlands of wyoming are the whole crew laughed and filed out of the most seductive pitty I've ever seen