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I have a big interview today will someone wish me luck!!!!!!

I GOT THE JOB 🎉🎉🎉

Wait so did anything actually happen with that author pyramid scheme or?????

Concept: book blurbs but in the style of those bday cards you can record a message in, and it's just the author going on tangents as they try to explain their book

It is truly an honour to beta read amazing work,,,

For the last #PitMad, I downloaded and analyzed all of the pitches to see what works and what doesn't. 🤓 In this thread, I'll recap a lot of what I learned, so you can keep it in mind for Thursday. Everything I'll provide will be backed up with hard data. 👍

I am utterly unsurprised that my entire Spotify unwrapped is just soundtracks... And then the first non soundtrack songs are 'hearing damage' and 'gonna hurry (as slow as I can)'

Mexican mythology / SIX OF CROWS On Tochtli’s 8th birthday, her twin sister vanished. On Tochtli’s 18th birthday, she wakes up naked with warm blood in her mouth and the broken bracelet of a neighbor girl clutched in her hand—a girl who’s now missing. #YA #F #SPF #POC #PitMad

KNIVES OUT+immortals #PitMad #a #m #f #mh 6 suspects trapped at an immortals’ costume party –a Greek priestess –a Renaissance boy –a French Rev lady –a Romanian granny –a mad doctor –& a millennial must find who killed the vengeful Ancient Egyptian host & flee until he revives

DARK MATTER X #A RAVEN BOYS 🕰️a town where time moves strangely 🖼a museum with haunted ephemera 🌲woods filled with shadows To uncover the truth behind their town’s ghostly folklore, Audrey & her friends must investigate before time unravels completely. #PitMad #SF #OWN

SIREN x NEVER HAVE I EVER A sleepy Alaskan fishing town A smug jock from a hidden cove with a dangerous secret A series of eerie drownings 16-yo June is determined to find her grandpa’s otherworldly killer—even if it’s the first boy she’s ever kissed. #PitMad #YA #F #M #ND

Feminist Lord of the Flies x CIRCE Stranded on an island, Fiona & cargo ship’s crew must fight 2 survive the elements, their inner demons, and each other. Fiona is the only woman An examination of the female experience & dynamics btwn men/women #PitMad #A #LF #T #AD

SHARP OBJECTS X HANNIBAL LECTER. A journalist witnesses a serial killer's latest kill. She has the opportunity to identify him, but becomes obsessed instead. Will she identify him. Or become him. #PitmAD #A #T

SHARP OBJECTS X SUNDOWN MOTEL What's caked in mud, soaked in blood and only worn once? Jo’s wedding dress hours after “I do” Jo can’t remember the honeymoon night. Her family/ wedding party hope to keep it that way. But the ghosts have other plans. #PitMad #H #T #A

WILD WOMEN & THE BLUES x MY SISTER THE SERIAL KILLER NJ 1985: 68yo Aida’s memory is fading fast & she wants to atone for her sins. What sins? She’s killed men. Lots of men. They mostly deserved it. Except that 1. Telling the truth might not set her soul free. #PitMad #BVM #HWF

One year before the events of HAMLET… The prince is an assassin. Ophelia is a witch. Their fates are sealed. A dark magic infests Elsinore. Villains stalk the streets. No one is to be trusted… Least of all, Prince Hamlet. #PitMad #YA #F

MOANA X ATLA At 12, Akela is sacrificed. When she wake up the morning of her 12th bday, she's given a 2nd chance to change her fate & flee on a ship. At 17, she has a home & family. But the night she lose her mother, a volcano wakes up & only she can stop it. #OWN #F #YA #pitmad

i really can't believe that the fucking internet archive isn't allowed to archive the internet because publishers are mad about shit being free but tech companies can feed all our data to LLMs (petition attached below)