ITS THE FIRST DAY OF FALL. 🍂

Ohh! Happy Autumn Equinox over here! 🍁🍂🌰🍃🍄

*loud incorrect buzzer*

in your future p.s. my new book is out now! get your copy: simonandschuster.com/books/Hope-It-…

his SMOLDER 😵‍💫

"So let me get this straight," he says, well into his third glass of wine, "You brought him back-" "Oh Saints," she groans. "You bring him back to life," he continues, "he leaves you to be a pirate, and then drowns in a storm?" "Sasha!" "I'm just saying, there's a word for that."

Interview With The Vampire (2022-)

has anyone done a wellness check on lambicpentametre is on saint motel lockdown!!!

i looked up the etymology for “reify” (to make concrete), and it turns out it’s from the Latin “re-” for “thing”???? literally thing-ify 😂😂

not saying things are tense, but all the characters from Les Miserables are gradually gathering out side my window to sing a song

if you’re stressed, please enjoy my version of the election where I become pres and then make out with my VP

hello yes is this the american public? oh good glad i caught you, because what the f*** is this s***?

was manny jacinto busy or something ?