I remember when i was in a sorority and we did secret diamond buddies during recruitment where you got someone a lil gift...my person never gave me a gift and i still think about it

welcome to living in dallas where 30 minutes is the minimum and anything under that is u got lucky

people who send audio messages have another level of confidence

what’s something small that sends you into a rage? i’ll start: eating my leftovers in the fridge

when was the last time u went to the mall? (any mall for any reason)

the situation immediately turns awkward when someone puts their hands in their pockets i don’t make the rules

Hi I need someone who speaks chinese to message me (I want to double check something real quick)

which game show are you a bigger fan of

how do i get my upstairs neighbors to shut up

shein has lost their damn minds

a lil extra never hurts 🤑🤑🤑 venmo me: @ erin-sewell

when i look at you, nobody’s perfect, 7 things, GNO, Drive, hands in the air

emperors new groove, aquamarine, spider-man, or freaky friday

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A true alpha knows when its bedtime

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I only want couch friends. Friends who I hang out with by sitting on their couch. Don’t invite me to go do things

The CDC says to hop off a plane at LAX with a dream and a cardigan