I hate when I inadvertently play the card sequence “3, 6, 9” on my daily Solitaire cause then I get that song of the YOUTHSSS stuck in my head.

Also, as long as my 86-year-old inner self is complaining, I also hate playing the sequence “6, 6, 6” on my daily Sudoko puzzle.

Not to brag but I finished my morning sudoku puzzle in 6:05 - with no mistakes - level expert

Mecum Auctions just made us yell at the TV like it was a sporting event.. It’s 8 AM. This is us.

I bet that the first person to ever experience bubble gut was preparing to literally explode..

"women arent overly sexualized in media" sir there is literally a sexy green m&m

Pretty bold of #science to say my brain uses sleep to store memories & refresh when I know first hand that it is writing/producing/starring in its own epic blockbuster movie sagas….. #sus

When I ask for a hint on my morning Sudoku & it tells me there are “obvious pairs” that I OBVIOUSLY didn’t see…….. I could throw my phone RIGHT INTO THE SUN

One time a boy I dated literally, truly & sincerely yelled at me because I didn’t “reinflate” the shampoo/conditioner bottles after use Just another one of those things that I think about too often

My god she's good.

Listening to MBMBaM on my walk as per usj & they just mentioned donuts I got really excited about the box of donuts on the kitchen table at home Then I remembered that those donuts were from my dream & not real life Fckin bummer

Today on MBMBaM (recorded in 2017) they discussed running into & also LOVING Craig T. Nelson WHO WAS AN ANSWER ON MY CROSSWORD THIS MORNING This is the height of adulthood

Do you think Blue Jays are so mean & loud because they have chinstraps?

One time a boy I dated had a perpetually locked closet in his basement & I wasn’t allowed to talk about it Bodies - it was for sure bodies, right?

“Why is my poop green?” is one of the most popular questions asked by English speakers on Google Love that for us

Had a dream we had to defeat Voldemort AND my old bosses (clearly still some resentment there) & someone cast a spell that made everyone in the room dance (which in hindsight would not be very helpful) But I avada kedavraed Voldy’s dancing ass And THAT is how you do #fanfiction

FOOTBALL PANTS SHOULD BE HIGH-WAISTED

Finally watching #thecrown & realizing everything I ever learned about bloodlines & coronations & monarchies came from The Princess Diaries & none of it was wrong

when I find a typo in a book I become absolutely riddled with demonic power

I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again #LeeCorso #NationalChampionship