I would take a trailer hitch to the shin for this pandemic to be over.

Perk of wearing a mask: it hides how out of breath I am from walking up one flight of stairs

Lord I pray for a husband like this😭

I NEED TO STOP ONLINE SHOPPING

Corn Harvest 2020: Me: Is there an aux in this combine? I need some music. Dad: I don’t listen to music. I like to listen to the machine. That’s the difference between a rookie and an operator Erika! Me: Alright dad 🙄

Life would be great if biscuits and gravy made you skinny

🤩🥳GIVEAWAY for one pair of custom tooled Hey Dudes!🥳🤩 Here’s how to enter — ✨ Follow this account ✨ Retweet ✨ Comment your favorite holiday Winner will be announced Thursday, October 29th! Thanks for all the support and kind words!

No regrets in life. Just lessons learned. Don’t be sorry!

✨BEST FRIEND PHOTOSHOOT GIVEAWAY✨ It'll be a GREAT & FUN time. (Alcohol is not provided but it is BYOB) •Must be following me. •Tag your best friends. •RETWEET/LIKE this tweet. •Tell one thing you're looking forward too this year! •Winner will be chosen Jan. 15th!

It always amazes me how people are placed in our lives at exactly the right time!

not sure who needs this tonight but when God brings the right one into your life, He will blow your mind with a love you never knew existed.

F R E E To a good home Central Texas, Mount Calm area They are strays that got dumped at my house this morning. I don’t know their breed, definitely cow dog (mom looked kelpie) Old enough to eat solid food PLEASE RETWEET I love these babies and can’t keep them all

he’s one of the good ones & he’s mine

My boyfriend is literally everything I’ve ever prayed for in a man & idk what I did to deserve that 🥺😭

Bill Gates says a cow puts off more pollution than a car. Ok Billy. I’ll lock myself in a garage with a cow overnight. You lock yourself in a garage with a running car overnight. We will meet for breakfast in the morning to discuss results

Heading to Guymon’s rodeo: Me: I see a flash of light... “Was that lightning?” Jhett: “It was either that or Google Maps taking photos.” 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

“pArTy oF tHe CeNtUrY”