I love my tools! (and innuendo :D)

#Happiness is getting dressed in front of the dryer; pulling items from it's warm interior to directly embrace my cheeks.

Some people really lack basic skills in politeness. dude, you can't even say hello or smile #toocoolforschool

@antelucyferum Funk... funk always cheers me up. Oh and the song that had us start Liquid Awesome. Put in your headphones and blast Ceelo!

@antelucyferum ah, now I get the baum chicka baum baum question yesterday. We'll have to do some investigatory viewing.

worried that our woodland creatures may be lulled into a false sense of spring security with this weather - it's a trick mr. squirrel

@antelucyferum @chioubacca I'm easy and will fit in whenever needed.. hehe

@antelucyferum slight misquote, after suffering pee water on windshield: lesson is, always smell the water b4 using, especially in Alabama!

Received my new green card to remain in this "multicultural haven for every weird and kinky lifestyle"

@antelucyferum if I am not allowed to leave the state, you are not allowed to leave the mortal realm! sorry you have to deal with #crazylady

@antelucyferum now now, didn't I let you feed that turtle last week.

Jumped on a bomb thrown from my boss today. Let us hope I can smother it, rather than having it blow up in my face.

There's one profession I shan't be joining; realization struck after not being able to stay on my knees for longer than ten minutes.

I always have to resist urge to yell to passers by who check themselves out in windows of the floor below "Oh, you left the house in that?!"

@antelucyferum Ling Long my lovely Swish.

@antelucyferum that is not a good thing. At age five, I was locked in stocks when I had the pox!

@antelucyferum you ought to take advantage of seeing a new place, clearing & energizing your mind for the onslaught of work upon your return

Just in case one needed to be reminded of what is important to love: tinyurl.com/6zxqkf9

"I promise I won't bite, but I am hoping that you might" #JimBianco

I would like to save a horse, but I can't find me a cowboy!