hahahahahaha

🔊 Announcing DPE UNIVERSITY! 🔊 dpeuniversity.gradle.com What is it? 💻 10 courses on #Gradle, #Maven, #Develocity & #DPE 👤 Self-paced & free learning paths 🏆 Earn certifications & badges

This is the big video training project I've been working on (with Brian Demers, JBaruch 🎩 and Akshay). I'm very excited to finally be able to announce it!

I don't post much from this account, but I wanted the good folks at Spotify and Musixmatch to know that they have made a huge error in Killer Mike's "DOWN BY LAW" lyrics. The word you're looking for is "week"...not "weed". Just listen to the context. (note: profanity shown)

DPE University not only offers 10 free self-paced courses on #Gradle, #Maven, and #Develocity, but Java Champions from our Advocacy team as trainers! JBaruch 🎩 Trisha Gee Brian Demers Watch them explain the whole idea in this short video + register! dpeuniversity.gradle.com/app

Gradle Java Champions JBaruch 🎩 Trisha Gee Brian Demers Congratulation on the launch! I'm currently checking it out and It looks really good. Gonna take some time to get through it, but what a way to enable people to learn more! You are hitting me with the right amount of "uhu! That's right!" and "oh, that's insightful".

Had a surprising amount of fun recording these adverts with Brian Demers and JBaruch 🎩!

📞 Boston @Java devs…got plans Jun-12? Join our free #DPETour at #Toast HQ for drinks, snacks, and hallway chats! Featuring leaders from: 🙂 Karim Nakad from Engineering at Meta 📺 Roberto Perez Alcolea ⇝ @[email protected] from Netflix Engineering 🍞 Aida Issayeva 🌻 from Toast dpe.org/dpe-boston-tou…

⏳ Speed up your Maven builds and get more done! Here is a 5-minute guide on using a build cache for faster builds 🏎️ #Java #Maven #FastBuilds gradle.com/blog/how-to-sp…

Using 🦉 Apache Maven and wish you could use a build cache? Want to learn more about build caching and how to maintain performance long-term? Check out these two new free courses on #DPEUniversity in our #Maven learning path! dpeuniversity.gradle.com/app/courses/f7… dpeuniversity.gradle.com/app/courses/2a…

A Ukrainian policewoman has been reunited with her mother after more than two years in captivity. Maryana Checheliuk, from Mariupol, was one of 75 prisoners recently released. Радіо Свобода

I only used Uber Eats once before yesterday, but I'll never use it again. Driver never showed up, stole my food, said it was delivered, and now the app refuses to refund me. Well done!

📖 Have you see the @Gradle Cookbook? community.gradle.org/cookbook/ Find #recipes for executing #Gradle builds with: ✅ @GitHub Actions ✅ Jenkins ✅ JetBrains TeamCity ✅ @GitLab CI ✅ Travis CI

🙄 Why wait for unnecessarily long builds? See how #Develocity Build Cache works 👇 gradle.com/develocity/pro…

It's a #Bootiful Monday! @Starbuxman talks with Eric Haag from #Gradle about how #Develocity has boosted the Spring Boot project: Josh says: "Develocity saves us 30min with each build, letting us avoid unnecessary tests and cache build outputs, and it keeps getting better"

How does Testcontainers keep developers in the flow with programmatic testing? Listen to Oleg Šelajev 🇪🇪🧊🐳 speak with JBaruch 🎩 in this #BuildPropulsionLab interview about the recent Docker acquisition and more. Happy testing! Full video 👇 youtube.com/watch?v=qHhxIQ…

Hey Vinted, we love your platform, but not your lack of customer service. Been facing an unexplained block on our account for 3 weeks now, no response from support, and getting pretty annoyed.

Flaky tests giving you headaches? Try some guidance from Trisha Gee! gradle.com/blog/how-top-b…

🖥️ [LIVE WEBINAR] 🖥️ #Gradle 9 is coming... join Louis Jacomet on Sep-19 to learn what's included! gradle.com/training/gradl…

Did you know the #DPEUniversity offers 5 different #Gradle courses—all free and self-paced! 1️⃣ Introduction to Gradle for Developers 2️⃣ Incremental Builds and Build Caching with Gradle 3️⃣ Incremental Builds and Build Caching with Gradle and #Develocity 4️⃣ Gradle Build