Is she texting you or just responding? Exactly bro, she’s not the one

Who still has a friend they’ve known for more than 5 years?

me planning to "sleep early"

me at 7 years old pretending I was drowning to see if anyone cared

fuck seeing it nigga i FILMED IT.

that watermark fuckin jumpscared me

You bitches will fuck anything fr 😂

When you’re tryna see if the rack is still being used and you see her pull out TikTok and record you in the background

ong they be like

Bartender: “a single or a double?” Me:

El fin de semana / Los Lunes

he got caught stealing x.com/detectfights/s…

As you age, your perspective on what truly matters in life becomes clearer.

Her: nut in me My dumb ass:

i move on from anything that doesn’t serve me in a positive manner

Nobody: Captain America: x.com/BAAQ_/status/1…

Nurses after passing the scissors to the surgeon for 12 hours

Valiendo verga pero ni modo