We did it, Joe Biden.

Tune in as my campaign provides a post-election legal briefing. pscp.tv/w/cnmo2zFvUEVM…

Biden should start his inaugural speech by saying, “Well, that was weird.”

you’re seriously the biggest fucking idiot

How does Mario feel knowing Trump has been in Peach twice

I couldn’t decide if I wanted bangs or not so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks awful. Dodged a bullet there.

Hey Ginny & Georgia, 2010 called and it wants its lazy, deeply sexist joke back. How about we stop degrading hard working women by defining this horse shit as FuNnY. Also, Netflix after Miss Americana this outfit doesn’t look cute on you 💔 Happy Women’s History Month I guess

kinda same but don’t ignore the fact that they’re almost always so fucking annoying

You don’t wanna break into the zoo and steal a penguin, you don’t wanna wait in the car while *I* break into the zoo, so maybe you should just plan the date.

I love French food (cigarettes)

kinda weird

at some point y’all gotta realise that the world does revolve around taylor swift

The argument coming from Republicans is Harris—who had served 13 years as DA + AG before 3.5 years in the Senate—was a DEI hire for Biden, while JD Vance—who wrote a bestseller, worked in venture capital briefly & has been in the Senate 18 months was picked because of his résumé.

Why doesn’t chick fil a make spicy nuggets