One of life’s great tragedies is that the original version of Valerie by The Zutons has been more or less forgotten about. Amy Winehouse’s cover isn’t anywhere near their level. The Zutons one is absolutely brilliant.

Fed up having what feels like 2 big fuck off sandbags on ma chest in this heat

Still distraught I found my first ever grey hair yesterday

Girl dinner

maturing is realizing reacting out of emotions causes more damage than staying silent until you’re in the right headspace to speak.

Sitting at the bedside watching someone you love dying is one of the most horrible feelings in the world😔

My fave video ever

i eat my first meal of the day at 5pm bro don’t ask me for no advice

No been able to taste chocolate for 3 year since I had covid n now that I’m starting to get my taste back I can’t stop eating it🐷🐷🐷

Actually proper depresses me that a have to scape/defrost ma own car then have to do the work one as well😡

Thank fuck I’ve managed to get logged back into this twitter after a month!🙄

Me on Monday when the pigs in blankets get put out x.com/J_CartwrightN0…

So much happier this Christmas than last, roll on 2024 with plenty of adventures, auntie duties and making memories🤍

They want us all to go electric but there’s 7 Tesla’s waiting to get a charger at Gretna. Fuck that, fuel n go

Canny believe I’ve just been hooked on darts for days all because of a 16 year old who looks 46

I’M OFFICIALLY AT THE AGE WHERE I’M NOT UPGRADING MY PHONE UNTIL IT STOPS WORKING

6 am to go to work 6 am to go on a trip 😭😭🙊

Not checking my bank balance, just tapping my card and hoping it works out