I’m The wrong person to have a idc contest with….. we won’t ever talk again 😭😭😭

Isolation and sleep.

is ChatGPT down for anyone else? i’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery

i know a dream hate to see you coming.

They’re literally rioting to stop from being sent back to the foreign country whose flag they’re waving.

Cyclists are the worst people in the world and i’m not joking

alright islanders for your next challenge everyone is going to take acid and stare at Vanna until you get scared

RIP to the beer thief ❤️

RIP Ozzy

RIP Charlie. Father, husband, son, patriot, hero, legend. Pray for his wife and children. This is unspeakable evil.

To be fair neither did he

The VP calling people dipshits on X is what I voted for

This is just the greatest time to be alive.

Fun fact: People only say this around you if you're annoying as fuck. "I'm not into politics." = "I know you're gonna crash out the moment I say I don't think we should be importing infinite indians."