i love my job so much and i work with the best people on earth

when you’re realise you’re categorically not getting an oasis pre-sale code x

who else used to be obsessed with frankmusik around like 2009 he was absolute prime time indie sleaze myspace

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Life would be so much easier if I was a sim, not thinking for myself , just let someone else do it, build me a lovely house . Set fire to things, change my outfits just by spinning round, stunning

on todays epsiode of i love being a greebo so much i love being in any country abroad and as long as you find a metal bar you know you’ve found nice people you can get on with and who will genuinely look after you x

very delicious coming home from holiday and having a week’s worth of MAFSUK, corrie and big brother to catch up on x

If you message me and I never respond, Just know I stress about it every single day because I haven’t figured out how to respond so now it's become a memento to my guilt that I see and feel bad about non-stop. (...or I forgot that the message or you even exist)

so happy this was #1 the day i was born x RIP king

taxi drivers who play magic fm genuinely deserve a knighthood

no idea how i put up with shite public transport growing up in a rural area when i have 0 patience and can’t drive. such a pain in the arse every time i come back home to visit 🙃🙃🙃only having 1 bus an hour that often comes early and doesn’t wait is actually painful

squirreled away a load of party food in my handbag earlier after my friend’s birthday and then suddenly remembered in the taxi home i had a selection of sausage rolls and mini quiches to hand and i have never felt happiness like it

i have become so passionate about kate bush i will use any excuse to enthuse over her at any moment i can’t be stopped

ticketmaster is gonna give me an aneursysm i swear to god WHY WON'T IT LOAD THE INTERACTIVE SEAT MAP

having a new fringe is all fun and games when it’s nicely blow dried but then 5 seconds in the rain and i look like michael fabricant x

Would die for emma !!!!! 🥰

the pints of cider in this pub taste vividly like fox shit but i cba to say anything

have so much respect for post malone 🥲 him & skrillex must be amongst the most famous/successful/richest genuine greebos in the world. means so much to see one of us killing it like that