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Elnathan John

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Dear Nigerians. Human rights are not for good people. Human rights are not for kind people. They are not even for "innocent" people. Justice is not for victims alone. But also for the accused. These rights, so basic, so fundamental to what we are, are HUMAN. Not a reward for good

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I first started talking about Dadiyata's disapperance not because I consider Dadiyata to be a good person. For many reasons. But when we are saying Free Dadiyata it is not because he is a hateful homophobe (Trust me, he is). But because he is human. And I will March for him

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I was insulted on this app and called names because I said why aren't writers talking about dictators jailing writers and journalists. And why they aren't asking about the disappearance of Dadiyata in the face of the dictators they fellate. This Dadiyata called me a gay rapist

I was insulted on this app and called names because I said why aren't writers talking about dictators jailing writers and journalists. And why they aren't asking about the disappearance of Dadiyata in the face of the dictators they fellate. This Dadiyata called me a gay rapist
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But if Dadiyata was abducted and made to disappear especially during a period he was fighting government, I will fight dirty here over his disappearance. Because if you believe in human rights you cannot pick and choose. I don't care that he tweeted these:

But if Dadiyata was abducted and made to disappear especially during a period he was fighting government, I will fight dirty here over his disappearance. Because if you believe in human rights you cannot pick and choose. I don't care that he tweeted these:
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I believe in the rights of all humans. Regardless of sexuality, religion, gender, political affiliation, criminal records, etc. Otherwise it is all a sham. So please back to the issues. Justice for Dadiyata. For Fidelis Ndeh-Che. For Sowore. For Kefason. For all the jailed journos.

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Every few months I think of how, as kids, we were all made to gleefully take that old woman who couldn’t say her prayers by the left leg and throw her down the stairs. What did she ever do to us?Thoughts and prayers to that old woman.

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Oh god I love dancing. And meeting good dancers who just get your vibe is the best. No agenda, no shenanigans, just dancing. So much fun. We dance until the sun comes up. 🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿

Oh god I love dancing. And meeting good dancers who just get your vibe is the best. No agenda, no shenanigans, just dancing. So much fun. We dance until the sun comes up. 🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿
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HOW TO WORSHIP THE NIGERIAN GOD: Be(i)coming Nigerian by Elnathan John “The fact that you choose to open every meeting with multiple prayers does not mean that you intend to do what is right. It nonetheless means that the opening prayer is important...

HOW TO WORSHIP THE NIGERIAN GOD: Be(i)coming Nigerian by <a href="/elnathan_john/">Elnathan John</a>

“The fact that you choose to open every meeting with multiple prayers does not mean that you intend to do what is right. It nonetheless means that the opening prayer is important...
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No one goes blind faster than your German neighbour who sees you in the street. It is like a pangolin being attacked that instantly curls up into a ball.

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Pope Leo prays for the victims of a “terrible massacre” in Benue State, Nigeria. Around 200 people were “brutally killed” in Yelwata, in the Guma Local Government Area on the night of the 13th/14th June, the Pope said, most of them internally displaced persons “sheltered by the

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I’ve never liked the heat. I sweat a lot so this makes me really dislike hot and humid places. So I never look forward to summer. Especially in a country with no air conditioning I’d rather have winter, autumn or spring. Even worse I don’t like crowds so yeah, winter it is, immer