Elliott Alvis (@elliottalvis) 's Twitter Profile
Elliott Alvis

@elliottalvis

A bunch of BS and the occasional cat pic 🐈 Notary Public

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Driving a Prius every day while my Maserati sits in the garage is like eating a salad for dinner while a juicy steak stares at you from the fridge… If the steak had a 35% chance of giving you food poisoning. It's the responsible choice, but sometimes you just need to risk it.

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I’ve done a lot of things over the last couple of years that I think ā€œhigh school Elliottā€ would’ve been really proud of. Driving a Prius to get a salad for lunch isn’t on that list. Yet, here I am.

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Just tried a new paint from Sherwin-Williams and it’s so good that it literally took my breath away! Just kidding, it’s probably because of all of the air pollution their paints cause. #paintwithcaution #greenwashingfail 😔

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I love that the new Integra Type-S is a classy Civic Type-R, but the inner boy in me still wants a big wing. But the big wing would defeat the purpose of buying the ā€œgrown upā€ car. Needless to say I’m torn.