What if I’m actually the Motor Trend Truck of the Year

Just saw a guy vaccinate himself under an overpass

With thumbnails like these, how do I not already have 100,000 subscribers? #youtube #motarynotary #thumbnail #mcm

It’s jorts and New Balance season folks. It’s part of the Corvette lifestyle.

Still can’t believe I got to go to The Quail at Monterey Car Week. Next year can’t come soon enough!

New video. Favorite car is broken. #maseati #cartrek #volvo

Bringing a glass cup along with you in the car should be illegal.

I was there for this and the crunching noises were unforgettable.

Hey, long time no talk Twitter. Today was a good one! #lamborghini #carsandcoffee

Haven’t tweeted in a while. Jake tagging me in something is worth retweeting though!

Hey guys, I did a podcast! Give it a listen. It’s a fun one!

Hear me out… Arby's sauce on pizza. 🍕

Driving a Prius every day while my Maserati sits in the garage is like eating a salad for dinner while a juicy steak stares at you from the fridge… If the steak had a 35% chance of giving you food poisoning. It's the responsible choice, but sometimes you just need to risk it.

I’ve done a lot of things over the last couple of years that I think “high school Elliott” would’ve been really proud of. Driving a Prius to get a salad for lunch isn’t on that list. Yet, here I am.

What’s the speed run for getting a cease & desist from a big company? Any tips would be appreciated.

Looking at you Sherwin-Williams

Just tried a new paint from Sherwin-Williams and it’s so good that it literally took my breath away! Just kidding, it’s probably because of all of the air pollution their paints cause. #paintwithcaution #greenwashingfail 😡

I love that the new Integra Type-S is a classy Civic Type-R, but the inner boy in me still wants a big wing. But the big wing would defeat the purpose of buying the “grown up” car. Needless to say I’m torn.