If I sing Happy Birthday to her tomorrow do you think she’ll turn up on time?

As a way to distract myself from impending labour (and to learn something new) I build a lil simple app in React Native.

A casual reminder that Kylie Minogue, Paul Rudd, Thom Yorke and Mariah Carey are all older than Jacob Rees-Mogg.

I’m eight days overdue, I’ve made a distraction app, distraction Rogue from x men cake, and I’ve read my distraction book. Please recommend me more similar distraction books, in the same vein!

Sleepy new mama

The Onion always gets it right

Multitasking

“Breathe me” by Sia, end of “Six Feet Under.” Perfection.

Went to a parent and baby screening of Men. Probably the worst film to see 12 days after a very intense labour.

This is the most spectacular relationship problem I have ever read, shut down all the advice columns now.

Best AITA of all time

Things overheard whilst my husband changes our crying baby, “of course you’re upset - you had a massive fart to do.”

Poo’s for shoes, or shoes for poo’s?

and you could have it all, my empire of bert

Basically the best thing on YouTube.

Hey JOY I’ve emailed and called several times for help but heard nothing - I have an online gift card that says it has been redeemed, when it’s never been used to purchase anything! I bought it as a Christmas present. And now it’s useless. Please can you help me?