This actually is my first rodeo.

I had the honor of watching this scene play out in multiple takes. Fred said something new and fresh in every single one and never stopped topping himself and never broke a sweat. True, human, funny.

Lost her dog, job and BANNED from Central Park. What a rough 48 hours. Anyway what y’all having for dinner?

What was your first Concert? Band, year, venue, age? Mine was Jethro Tull, 1976, MSG!! I was 12.

Trump asked the black community “what do you have to lose?” in voting for him. Turns out, your life.

Of course Nazis are leftists?

Who the f*** is Chad wolf anyway

Just a white guy who was assaulted by the police

Trump should wear a mask. Then I wouldn’t have to look at his fat, vapid, empty, pugnacious face. Or at least I wouldn’t have to look at half of it.

Trump doesn’t protect the constitution. He doesn’t protect our soldiers. He doesn’t protect Americans from illness. He doesn’t protect the sanctity of our elections. Donald Trump is anti-American.

When snowflake became a pejoritve term i lost a little hope for for my unique sisters and brothers #Snowflake

the splash mountain water is now safe to drink

Dumbass Dog Wearing Face Mask All Wrong bit.ly/31VnTk2

I'm sorry that someone you loved made you think it's hard to love you.

I have multiple personalities but they're all exactly the same.

Launch day for #OriginswithJAM #almostfamous Turns 20, a 5-episode deep-dive into Cameron Crowe's love letter to rock and roll. I spoke to #KateHudson and the rest of the cast. Binge it: Bit.ly/OriginswithJAM

we have decided not to risk our cast members lives. we will still reopen but the general public will have to figure out how the rides work.

Life is a teachable moment

I once took heat for calling Betsy DeVos "dumb as a bag of hammers." But after her 4 years as our Education Secretary, I now realize an apology is owed. To hammers. politico.com/news/2020/12/1…