A Bible lesson for MAGA:

Someone please make this happen

hilarious - they should do more of these dramatic readings!

uh, thoughts and prayers, I guess?

When someone who made a life of profiting from inhumanity is themselves on the receiving end of inhumanity, I don’t lose my humanity in response. I acknowledge an act of inhumanity has occurred and will now cause suffering by people not party to it. Then I return to places

Not to be THAT dictionary, but… It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’ It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’ It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’ It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’ It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'

427 to 1. That’s … a lot. Rep Clay Higgins, are you sure this vote is what you want to be remembered for?

Olivia Nuzzi said Kennedy talked about the effects of all the testosterone he injects weekly on his body and it's pretty clear he takes HGH too. In other words: gender affirming care.

“Defendants have made clear the only check they want is a blank one.” Well said, Judge Breyer!

You're not imagining things—the Greeks and Trojans really are at war. • The rage you're sensing? It's real. It belongs to Achilles, and honestly, it's going to be a problem for *everyone*. • Achilles's anger is not a metaphor—it's a body count. So yeah—sing, Muse. 👀

Whether it's Barack Obama asking for Dijon mustard or Donald Trump screaming "fuck you" in a Ford plant at someone calling him a "pedophile protector," presidential norms have been challenged in the 21st century

A little Homer humour to end my day

Ron Filipkowski The real opposition research was the friends we made along the way.

Noooooooooo! #Bears

womp womp

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The comments on this tweet are ::chef’s kiss::

Happy heavenly birthday, Elaine Stritch!

This guy Barry Svrluga is great follow during the #olympics, where he is working for readers after being laid off by dolts.