Apparently this account is just me asking car rental companies questions now 😂

This makes me so happy. Can you imagine running into them at Disneyland? I would quietly die (from across the way).

Get you a goose who can do it all 🦢 #dollypartonchallenge #untitledgoosegame #honkhonk

#RufflesChipDeal + #Sweepstakes 🌶💚

Ahahahahahaa it worked 😆 thanks Fooji! 😘

I just want to get this straight, Rand Paul, who has been downplaying this virus for weeks and voted against giving Americans aid, is asymptomatic and can get a test immediately? But, my friends daughter in NY has 104 fever and a dry cough and they cannot get her tested anywhere.

"We will get through this together" - Oscar, age 5⁣ ⁣ Thank you, Virginia, for the sign language lesson today! 💚 Andy Beshear #virginiamoore #teamkentucky #togetherky #patriot #healthyathome #oscartheboo

Protesters screamed “kneel with us” to police repeatedly. And eventually they did.

Friendly reminder hormonal birth control is prescribed for many conditions that have nothing to do with making babies.

Hopefully mandatory masks!

My 2 year old currently loves to ask, “wha happen?” and it sounds just like the opening on that one Mates of State song. And then my head just jumps into organ power pop for the next hour.

Seeing so many comments of “mY bOdY, mY cHoIcE!!!!” in response to Governor Andy Beshear’s mask mandate. Like okay cool, I had no idea so many Kentuckians were pro-choice, but glad to hear it.

Proud to be hosting the traveling #teamkentucky yard sign this week courtesy of BCManke_Nelis. Really wish we didn’t need it so badly anymore, but here we are. Let’s do this, Kentucky. #togetherky #wearadamnmask Governor Andy Beshear

🎸 if I write a #PortlandMoms song would you sing along? #PortlandProtests

It’s super fun when you’re trying to teach your kids about Tullycraft and your 6 yo keeps yelling at you to turn off Big Bird 💀

went and translated that zelensky selfie video from the streets of kyiv, just to know what he was actually saying in response to the russian reports that he had fled -- so here it is for the rest of you, plus this music naturally felt right. enjoy.

JD Vance investigates it when he hears things in the woods #HeAintFromHere