Just put the fries in my ass bro

People think when you flush stuff down the toilet it goes to the ocean but they’re wrong it goes to my house

PIMPS 👏ARE👏SEX👏WORKERS👏

Don’t know who this is but he’s got a familiar physiognomy, maybe I would if I was physiognomy to physiognomy with him, but either way this post sure brought a smile to my physiognomy.

I’ve always felt that poop is sort of a love letter to pee

Why is it always “I’m dead bruh” and never “I’m Deborah.” Where the hell is Deborah

Can’t find it

Flush handle on my toilet too hard to find days of turds piling up help please help

Your boss should be allowed to hurt your family

Remember to turn your clocks back for Wrong Time Day

I name this pizza The Junzi, the Confucian nobleman, exemplar of traditional Chinese values

I don’t know. Don’t ask me this ever again

The waymo sucked me off. No one believes me

I am looking for advertising work, if anyone has any leads please let me know. Here is my portfolio. Thank you 🙏

“Come in.” Obviously.

Movies should have less sex scenes. In fact movies should have less scenes. Movies should have no scenes

I remember this. he stopped the concert because he thought he heard something

Shark Tanks is developing their own head-giving dog which is why they pretended to hate mine so much

The girl reading this

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