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I don't get it. Guy is in shape and looks after himself. If you told me this was a top selling christian contemporary singer or youth outreach minister I would buy it.

If somebody uses the phrase "Bayesian priors" it's best to brace yourself to hear some real primo bullshit.

When they kill someone, the tactic is not killing, it's creating the expectation you will be killed. They want the common understanding to be that they will kill you.

God damn, this is exactly it.

It is immensely gratifying that the GOP house caucus, tasked with naming one of their number whose sole qualification is to not be a completely disgraceful fucking monster... cannot come up with anybody.

And in many instances, projects without p.r. representation. Not gonna say it was a level playing field — such things rarely exist these days —- but coverage based purely on merit was not unusual at BC. It’s a shit day for what’s left of music criticism and music discovery alike

Guys who are sold on their "just right" centrism all turn into complete fucking psychos about this, far beyond feeling any urgency about stopping the demonstrable advances of the hard right.

I swear to fuck if twitter lets these checkmark fuckos call me out of the blue I'll summon all known gods to vengeance.

Hitting themselves in the face with a wrench, but only because nobody handed them a hammer.

Hey I had a terrible idea so instead of not doing it, I did it. Yes, it's dog shit, but I used a computer. I'm going to do a funny picture of Hitler baking cookies next.

Biden's approval rating is 37%, a record low, one year from election. If those who claim to be concerned about Trump winning would switch their energies from shaming fellow Democrats to pressuring the party to propose a viable candidate, we may still be able to avoid Trump.

Fuck this. I come here to read jokes, end capitalism and shit on Steely Dan, not be a captive audience for Fuckhead Bigot U. I'm about through, find me on bluey.

Posting one last time to share info about the Letters to Santa benefit show with John Mulaney Dec 5. Letters to Santa is the best thing I ever get to do and this show is how it raises funds, 100% of which go directly to poor families. letterscharity.org

There's also an LA show for Letters to Santa, and they're going old school with the 24-hour marathon December 16-17. letterscharity.org

Here's a great segment with Holly Lewis from poverty alleviation charities and Katie Rich wgntv.com/spotlight-chic…

Fred Armisen is the most organically funny person I know and hanging out with him is a joy. I like being on Vish Khanna's podcast regardless, but doing it with Fred was a special pleasure. Shout outs to letterscharity.org

Letters To Santa looking for $250 donation to round out the night. letterscharity.org/24