NYC subway ads are so depressing as of late. Your choices are AI boyfriend. Go on ozempic. Go to grad school. Become a corrections officer.

i used to have this mental illness where i thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind

Silenter treatment.

Little did we know that the heavy school bags were the lightest burdens we ever carried.

Guys!

I did it. I have achieved the impossible! I finished an entire family size clamshell of spinach and absolutely none of it went bad. What an incredible day.

You'll be OK

The lion concerns himself with many things The lion has a generalized anxiety disorder

“Fresh graduates complaining about unemployment” Class of 2012:

(me to me) ….let’s never do that again.

Them: What’s the nicest thing a man has ever done for you? Me: He died on the cross for me😭

Nobody, absolutely no one: Mother's solution to every problem "Wewe Kuja tu nyumbani"

Always wishing better for my country 🙏🏽