will never get over the fact I went to all 3 nights in Melbourne and lost Coney Island + Peace to Sydney 😭😭😭

We need to start throwing out people who yell shoey at gigs

men think we want gym bros, but really we want dudes who are cool to sing i’m just ken while dressed in head-to-toe pink

I'll build you a fort on some planet Where they can all understand it How dare you think it's romantic Leaving me safe and stranded Cause fuck it, I was in love So fuck you if I can't have us. Cause fuck it, I was in love #TTPDBoardMeeting

“why is she hung up on a situationship” oh so you’ve just NEVER had someone swoop in when you’re broken, make you feel everything you never felt with the other person, and then leave your life just as fast as they came in ?? good for you but the rest of us are still recovering x

And followed up with Ken “Rose” Arena 🤦🏼‍♀️ There’s been a discourse around ex-players v. sports journos in netball media this week.. I much rather people who love the sport asking the right questions with correct terminology than general presenters filling a role with an autocue.

The exact same situation as the second post here happened to me in Yarra Park after a Collingwood game last season (followed up by more obscene + abusive language). His mate called out an apology, but it takes action - actively stop him from doing it - rather than lip service.

the hottest thing a man can do is have a constant stream of random information and facts to share with you on any incidental subject

At the rugby getting updates and literally go “this is giving peak a-league” 🤣 🫢

Emma Hayes & Chelsea women exist. Why can’t people grasp that it’ll be the first time in the English Premier League not the first time in English football. Everyone talks about the growth of women’s football but can’t get something as simple as Hayes winning 4 in a row correct.

Not an early bird or a night owl but a secret third thing (a koala, useful for four hours a day)

i get post sleep clarity. whoever invented “sleeping over it” ate. i wake up and suddenly the thing i was sobbing about the night before seems so LAME. cringe. not that deep.

The “in club footy it’s a send off, in origin it’s not” is simply the dumbest argument I’ve ever heard. Especially in the concussion awareness era. Don’t hit people direct in the head. A sin bin when Queensland’s best player is out for the game doesn’t seem like justice either.

“You’ll Never Walk Alone” is a such a powerful sentiment and someone has heard that associated with Liverpool FC + abbreviated it the way they thought it should be (instead of the usual YNWA). Then gone to the show at Anfield, seen the memorial + left it there to pay their respects 🥹🥰

I’m going to say something that needs to be said. The epidemic of people, in public places like coffee shops and airplanes, taking a phone call on speaker or watching a video without headphones is out of control. We need to shame this behavior better.

as a professional yapper i actually hate when people just stay quiet and listen like please yap back so i know you’re not annoyed

Also posted 321w ago AKA 1,2,3 LGB 🤡

Watching sports in your 30s is a real sobering experience because announcers are like “look at this ancient fuck who’s the oldest senior citizen to ever win a championship” and he’s two years younger than you are

This is elite areas, would buy these - merch idea AFL Women's? 🤩

Imagine I marry someone who also takes sports too seriously, like why is the whole house mad at 2pm