Seeing all the stuff Grok is posting

get in loser we’re going to spend $500 on my tummy ache

You must swear on a binder of Excel printouts.

🚨BREAKING: Six major medical groups—including the American Academy of Pediatrics—just SUED HHS for illegal conduct on vaccine approval. And RFK Jr. is smiling. Why? They just walked into his TRAP. One he’s talked about for years. Here’s the gameplan: 🧵THREAD

called an IT support guy at work to ask for help with an error I was having logged in. he started remotely controlling my laptop, and then just used my own laptop to start Googling the error messages

Science ™️

Holy Mother of G-d, it's REAL

Harvard Law Professor Emeritus Alan Dershowitz just now: " I know for a fact [Epstein] documents are being suppressed and they're being suppressed to protect individuals. I know the names of the individuals, I know why they're being suppressed. I know who's suppressing them, but

Dear Word, I will never "Draft with CoPilot." Ever. Please stop asking.

The 2025 MVP Annual Review results are in! 🎉 To everyone joining us for another year—welcome back! We’re excited to keep building with you. 🚀 Your passion, expertise, and community leadership continue to shape the future of tech. 🙌 And to those who were part of last year’s

Man, that whole bizarre story sure vanished out of the national news spotlight pretty quick, didn't it?

Manager: Where is the report I asked for? It was due today. Me: It was on Pam Bondi’s desk for review.

BREAKING: The footage from Jeffery Epstein’s cell that was released by the DOJ was edited with Adobe Premiere Pro, stitched from 2 clips, and was saved 4 times, per WIRED

Do you know what the difference is between Excel and Jefferey Epstein? One hangs itself. The other is a convicted sex trafficker that was murdered.

What kind of job do you not discuss responsibilities or company culture during the interview process?

RIP to all outplacement providers. Their jobs have been replaced with LLMs.