My favorite position is reverse cowgirl because I don’t like to see men happy

A guy can never say he had a normal dream with you, it always has to be something outlandish like “I ate your pussy from the back and you fucking LOVED every second of it. I made you cum so many times :) haha” like what am I supposed to say to that

(Super horny voice) Omg babe I’m bummed about Tom Brady too ugh

Having to fuck him reverse cowgirl after he gets a bad haircut

My friend and this guy were just flirting at a bar and I overheard him say “I wish I could ask you out” and she said “why can’t you” and he answered cuz he was engaged lmfao what

Some guy I went to college with

Super private online (other than tweeting any sexual thought that occurs to me) because 2 years ago someone on here who I had never met before found my LinkedIn and sent flowers to my office lol

Guys think shooting their shot is dming you your own post on Insta followed by 👀

A normal interaction

I love when I put on sexy expensive lingerie for a guy and he’s wearing a pair of ripped hanes boxers from like ten years ago

Having a couple of drinks and texting every person I know “hiii”

Points for creativity, I guess

Acting really chill after sleeping with a guy, but meanwhile I'm reading his grandmother's obituary from ten years ago

Wearing this during a job interview to make up for the fact that I’m underqualified

In college, a guy I had been seeing for a few months was being quiet one night and said he had to ask me something. Thought he was gonna ask to be official so I said "don't be nervous" but instead he asked if I had been looking at his sister’s profile on Linkedln

It’s been 7 years since I created Litquidity as a meme page on IG Over the years, I’ve been able to build this into something incredible and meet a lot of amazing people along the way Thx @ft & Madison Darbyshire for the profile. I’m just getting started 🤝 on.ft.com/3OuCiuH

Help, what do guys want for Valentine’s Day other than head

I love when a guy says “I’m gonna do insane things to you” and those insane things are like 5 mins of missionary