Trust, no one is more disappointed than I that DJ Khaled did not reply to requests for comment

forget private schools, the Miami/ Palm Beach nouveau riche can’t find a golf club as Madison Darbyshire discovers in this investigation:

‘Billionaires’ playgrounds’: high six-figure fees upend Florida’s golf clubs on.ft.com/3PVMBZG

“behind the kitschy grocery chain’s superficial good vibes and Hawaiian-shirted cashiers is a litany of thorny ethics and questionable business practices surrounding how it handles sourcing and packaging private-label ethnic food products” tastecooking.com/we-need-to-tal…

The New York Times somehow put out not one but… 24 (?!?) articles related to the NY earthquake?

Did that really just happen? Yes, yes it did.

Thank you Abbott Elementary for the shoutout! We’re excited for potentially more people to “read about that in Chalkbeat.” 🥲🫶 #AbbottElementary

If you want to understand litquidity, it's right here:
'800,000. That’s like eight OSU football stadiums. And I’m just standing in the middle of the field, making jokes to them. It makes me feel so tiny. I try not to think about it.”
on.ft.com/3ugRxkn via @financialtimes

‘litquidity account redemption arc’ was not on my list of things to expect for 2024 but then Madison Darbyshire wrote this fun piece about what he’s been up to (and who he is!)

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Get your butt back in the bullpen litquidity!

meme lord AND Excel god… this is the future liberals want:

on.ft.com/3ugRxkn

It’s been 7 years since I created Litquidity as a meme page on IG

Over the years, I’ve been able to build this into something incredible and meet a lot of amazing people along the way

Thx @ft & Madison Darbyshire for the profile. I’m just getting started 🤝 on.ft.com/3OuCiuH

Come for the scoop on litquidity’s identity, stay for the rich biographical detail and crisp writing from Madison Darbyshire

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The 32-year-old banker, whose satirical alter ego has gained a cult-like following on Instagram, reveals his identity in an FT interview: on.ft.com/3OuCiuH

'You can’t really be in favour of both democracy and billionaires, because democracy requires equal opportunity in order to participate, and extreme wealth gives its holders unfathomable advantages with little accountability.'

lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v46/…

Wow! Elmo is glad he asked! Elmo learned that it is important to ask a friend how they are doing. Elmo will check in again soon, friends! Elmo loves you.❤️ #EmotionalWellBeing

one year ago today since Liz Truss’s final PMQs as prime minister

Today is an important day at the Financial Times: the company is sitting across the bargaining table with the Financial TimesUSGuild as our newly formed union works to raise wages and reduce salary disparities in the newsroom. I strongly support the proposal and hope the FT meets its employees needs

One of the world’s biggest infrastructure investors says the UK is no longer an attractive place to invest due to political upheaval and policy uncertainty - great interview via Madison Darbyshire George Parker #infrastructure #HS2 ft.com/content/56f089… via @ft

This is what they call in the industry, a 'hardship' assignment.

Come find out what Drake and Putin have in common, and why I've stopped sleeping...

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