who throws wine into a shopping trolley like that?!

One from the archive, back when the shard was being built

Our sweary new video has had half a million views in less than 24 hours (combined across Twitter and YouTube)! Looks like a lot of people aren't in the mood to forgive or forget Boris Johnson Conservatives

Absolutely loving all the support from pros, unions and amateurs alike 👌💪 #Alfie

Insightful question from my 5yo daughter this morning: "Daddy, why is only women working at nursery?" Couldn't really explain how societal norms are sadly projected onto the hiring strategy of the local childcare establishment. What's the answer?

Spent a week in hospital with the lilun (fine now) only to be floored by back pain. Got naproxen etc and Obi Wan. Pants couple of weeks though 😢

Forgive me Lord, for I have sinned. IE11 isn't really dead is it, within the NHS etc with LTSC let's be honest

Wonderful. @greggawallace at Greggs

Well that aged well didn't it?

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My face when I hear the words "just a quick question"

Years too late 😭 but good news nonetheless

Ian is the worst name in the world. It sounds so whiny and pathetic and is worse than Gary, Kevin or Nigel. No human should have to suffer with having the name Ian.

Retro theme for today - which movie are you?

When one loading message just isn't enough

Nothing says "I love you" like a .... security camera

Manchester was looking quite nice in the sun this morning

Three Kings, Stockport

Just NT Lyme looking beautiful in the (brief) sun today

A sea of cats #CatsOfTwitter