If I get a penny everytime I see this tweet from you, I’d be rich

Who entrusted you? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Don’t make me remember what I’ve forgotten

Most Oyibo people in Nigeria drive either Kia or Hyundai cars. Why???? There must be a reason why they are choosing Korean cars

CIC Enugu, how far? CKC Onitsha, come forward DMGS Onitsha, how market? Queens Enugu, una still dey game?

The Igbo people are soooo God-centric! Like, it is always about God! And I love it! My Igbo name is Chijindu; my daughter is Chinazaekpere, and my son is Chimdire. All of them are God centered.

I post my event, because I no tag you (which gives you a sense of “he tagged me cos I’m a big shot”) you ignore, I see yours I rush, quote and retweet. Mumu Chris pehn! 😂 And all of us are same ndi enugu,ndi igbo? Udo E mee I si m “supporting each other” no wam 21st june🔥

The day the average police officer (not even talking about the Army) in Nigeria, will be this civil to a Nigerian with a camera asking questions in a state facility, then we are in haven

This June, resist that devil that makes you sit in the house, scrolling through TikTok and Twitter only to come latter to cry "what can someone do for fun in this city" Nekwa ya now. It's the biggest, most exciting hike you'd ever be on. Don't wait for the jpegs, go and flex

A good day to bring back these images on the TL….

Day 100! The consistency is 🔥🔥🔥 If not that the people you are talking to are deaf and dumb, they would have, at the very least, made a comment or give you a dumb, stupid reason why Nsude does not have water, despite holding a water reservoir.

I am a father of a girl of 7 years. The last thing I will do in this life is to share pictures of my daughter in such a humiliating manner. Do I discipline her? Absolutely! She will tell you “my Daddy can flog eh!”. Posting that picture is the height of indiscretion!

Then I must be gay without knowing.For goodness sake why won’t you change your boxers everyday? Sometimes I change twice a day. I can’t have my bath and wear the boxers I removed before taking a bath. And I shower twice a day. Morning and night. Every shower is a change of boxers

When we still had a Judiciary we were all proud of. An era when many of us were inspired to go into the legal profession and excel in it. An era where you do your matter and go home, not needing to sneak out at dawn to see the judge. An era where justice is always dispensed…😭😭

Even a billionaire in Dollars, and the richest man in Africa dey lick ass. Otilo!

When your own dog bites you, what is it called? It has to have a name

Sir, you said you were engaged at a book launch, but oseni rufai said you were indisposed and called in sick. Mr Rufai can you clear this up? Were you intentionally misleading viewers when you said Dr Abati called in sick, whereas he was attending a pre-scheduled event

The Enugu State Government must come out clean on this indictment, and Ndi Enugu wants answers. Peter Ndubuisi Mbah Prof. Chidi Dan Nwomeh ijeoma Ezeasor Emmysiasia Agayiba Deep Sky Nedu Ani

If I say what’s on my mind now, this one fit arrest me

People will go to the 9am service to hear what will be said.

The Name OSIMHEM will strike fear in the heart of defenders even before the game. Then he starts racing towards you, in that in face mask…