Feeling very accurate today

Was "misfit" code for something?

Imagine if the Constitution included a secret lottery that marks 10% of all birth certificates with a red stamp allowing them to get away with 1 murder during their lifetime. Here’s the catch: The lottery winners would NEVER know if they had received the “murder stamp at birth

Watching The 12 Pups of Christmas on Hulu. It is god-awful and I haven't laughed this hard in months.

I sincerely and wholeheartedly agree. Side effects be damned, this is one of the only things I've ever done about my appearance that actually resulted in improved confidence and self-esteem.

Hell I'll just quote tweet the whole thread, it's all marvelous advice

I'm in this tweet

"What difference does it make?" has become my response to virtually everything

I've been on Twitter for 11 years and all I get is this dumb tweet. #MyTwitterAnniversary

"You're not bringing me down with you."

Gilbert Gottfried died as he lived, with people saying “too soon.”

Ever seen a string of words at exactly the right moment in time?

Kharkiv school graduate in her graduation dress on the rubble of her school destroyed by the Russian artillery

Victor Smith @noooemmma That gap in my resume? That’s where Jesus carried me.

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