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DerekZoolander85

@dzoolander85

If I say anything you disagree with, it's just satire. #IStandWithZoolander ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Rick Taylor (@ohrick4) 's Twitter Profile Photo

What gets me about Trumps Presidency....BOTH terms...is that he and his Admin are profiting HUGELY at the expense of average Americans and our Countrys reputation through tariffs, bribes, etc. AND NOBODY SAYS A WORD If it were any other President they would have been removed

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Hey Cam / NoSleeves: Any news on the new offline Cup Chase mode in HUT for NHL 26? A number of us have been requesting this for years. I'm happy to be seeing Reddit posts from the Beta mentioning it being in the game. Any details for us?

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Doug Ford is doing his best Donald Trump impression today. No surprise, as Trump is his hero. What a fucking clown. As J. Powell said today, Trump's tariffs risk re-igniting inflation. Therefore, cutting rates now would be a bad move. #CdnPoli #OnPoli

Brian Allen (@allenanalysis) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I wish conservatives understood one thing: If it werenโ€™t for blue states, the U.S. would be a third world country with broadband holes, broke schools, and zero innovation. Red states take the federal money. Blue states make it. You donโ€™t fund the country, you drain it. Bad

I wish conservatives understood one thing:

If it werenโ€™t for blue states, the U.S. would be a third world country with broadband holes, broke schools, and zero innovation.

Red states take the federal money.
Blue states make it.

You donโ€™t fund the country, you drain it.

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DerekZoolander85 (@dzoolander85) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Covid-Era Housing Surge in Ontario has to rank as one of the greatest examples of mass-stupidity in history. #CdnPoli #OnPoli

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America 's Pedo-Fascist Party is really doing a number on the nation's economy, according to new employment data. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ #USA

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Any politician can put out a Tweet talking tough against Trump. But, when the rubber hits the road, I'm only buying your schtick if your wife wasn't prancing around last fall with a "Daddy's Home" celebratory Trump t-shirt on after he won the election. #OnPoli #CdnPoli

Andrew Coyne ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฉ (@acoyne) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you harboured the slightest doubt that Trump is installing a dictatorship, this should dispel it. Trump fires commissioner of labor statistics after weaker-than-expected jobs figures slam markets cnbc.com/2025/08/01/truโ€ฆ

Jim Acosta (@acosta) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I worked at the WH for almost 8 years and Iโ€™m telling you what Trump is proposing with that ballroom is going to look like shit. Itโ€™s going to be really bad. Somebody take the wheel before they destroy the grounds of the White House. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Idiotocracy (@theidiotocracy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ CBC isnโ€™t just TVโ€”itโ€™s our voice in two languages, our link to the North, our emergency lifeline, and a champion for Canadian stories the market wonโ€™t tell. Worth every penny. #ProudToBeCanadian #SupportCBC #cdnpoli

DerekZoolander85 (@dzoolander85) 's Twitter Profile Photo

During Trump's first term, Doug Ford talked tough when Donald froze medical supplies at the border, slowing the ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ pandemic response. But in early 2025 Ford was caught on mic saying he was happy that Trump won the 2024 Election. Doug Ford is a Trump Supporter. #CdnPoli #OnPoli

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Jared, Father of Wheatens You'll have to forgive these folks. They've moved on from their contrived (by an ad company) outrage over Sydney Sweeney's pants to complaining about this: the tyranny of not being able to enter a forest that they normally want to replace w/ a pipeline & some pavement. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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The size of the U.S. labour force has declined for three consecutive months for the first time in 14 years. It only took Donald Trump & the U.S. conservatives six months to achieve this. Winning. ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

DerekZoolander85 (@dzoolander85) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Get ready for a bunch of bots planted by an ad firm to pretend they're outraged that a pretty white woman is in the new Baskin Robbins ad. Then, watch MAGA get all worked up, flexing its testosterone in defence of Sydney. The magic of marketing. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’ต

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Mark Carney gets to go to work every day. He doesn't need to perpetually campaign, unlike Poilievre. Why? Because Carney won his own seat and the election. #CdnPoli #Canada

Governor Newsom Press Office (@govpressoffice) 's Twitter Profile Photo

DONALD IS FINISHED โ€” HE IS NO LONGER โ€œHOT.โ€ FIRST THE HANDS (SO TINY) AND NOW ME โ€” GAVIN C. NEWSOM โ€” HAVE TAKEN AWAY HIS โ€œSTEP.โ€ MANY ARE SAYING HE CANโ€™T EVEN DO THE โ€œBIG STAIRSโ€ ON AIR FORCE ONE ANYMORE โ€” USES THE LITTLE BABY STAIRS NOW. SAD! TOMORROW HEโ€™S GOT HIS โ€œMEETINGโ€ WITH