Nigel Farage is upset because #FarageRiots is still trending the day after the Reform Conference. To share this using that hashtag now would just be petty and cruel...

Disastrous Resumption of Damaging Abstraction in the Upper R. Chess Association Abstraction reductions in 2020 have now been reversed by the Environment Agency, having secretly negotiated a costly & ill-conceived resumption of abstraction with Affinity Water 🦆.

Durham might have won that if there was a quicker way of nominating Brookfield-Pertusini #UniversityChallenge

"Alexandra Hartley , another cricketer, sounds like Jimmy Clitheroe’s little sister, and has been heard to tell people she has just been to the toilet. Her presence on TMS is an abomination." - The Critic For the record, I love Alexandra Hartley

Here's our last parody song about the #USElection2024. It's called "Bohemian Trumpsody" (based on the inimitable Queen but with only six voices & no overdubs) & we've self-trolled in it as 'libtards' already, just to save folks time who might be offended 🎶🗳️🤞

Bought a Daewoo Electricals halogen air fryer and expecting a 3 year warranty, as stated in large print on its box? Watch out for the small print Terms & Conditions for this - need to register the purchase to activate warranty extension. Daewoo Electricals "unable to assist further"

Been giving away books this morning. Lots more still to give away. All you got to do is repost this and we will select more people to get one. You can also buy one with this link if you want... linktr.ee/1percentclubbo… #the1percentclub #quizbook #Giveaway

Our annual holiday giveaway is back and it's time to Tech the Halls with a Crucial Christmas Giveaway: Creatives Edition. How to enter week 1: Comment telling us what prize you're most excited for & enter here 👉crucial.gg/CCCgvwy24 Giveaway partners B&H Photo Video & Mylio Team

RickmansworthTownTeamCIC are Tweeting that Rickmansworth Christmas Market on Sunday 15th December starts at 19.39am. Don't think my watch has that time. I would tell them, but they have blocked me!

Classy looking coat

Which chalk is Ronnie using now: the mis-cue type or the kick type? Also noticed that he is shaking hands (as opposed to fist pumps).

Well done kate kinsella - our local weather forecaster, putting Rickmansworth on the map:

Anyone else had survey email like this with wrong name from Affinity Water 🦆 ? Last time I checked, I was not Mr P A Davis.