can people stop acting like watersports somno and dacryphillia are crazy tags on a fic or crazy to like bc they rlly arent

the only heterosexual ships i support are incestuous ones

I miss when the hanahaki disease was the most popular writing trope

“they’re siblings you can’t ship them!” “they’re abuser x abused you can’t ship them!” “friends/siblings coded you can’t ship them!” “you can’t ship–“ I FUCKING CAN!!! I HAVE FREE WILL AND I WILL USE IT. I LOVE SHIPPING!!!

blablabla proper name place name blablabla

they just wanted to get drunk enough to have a valid excuse to use the next day to explain that they hooked up

the ageism in fandom spaces is exhausting. like ok you’re 15, congrats, but adult fans built the spaces you’re using. fanfic archives, conventions, entire communities existed long before tiktok. you think adults shouldn't be fans, while i think you shouldn't have access to wifi.

cursed with the knowledge that this author stole this line from a 2013 tumblr post and has been going viral for it every since

me opening a fic after filtering for heavy smut and then acting shocked when the characters start doing exactly what the tags said they would

this would be sooo chic if she didn’t actually worship men at every turn

People aren’t writing real gothic novels anymore its just dark romance with smut in every chapter

you can tell which people haven’t been in fandoms before……. ive been in fandoms since i was 12… 😭

Caskett is truly an all-time ship bc wdym he confesses his love to her and she just dies after...then her doctor bf tries to fix her GSW but he can't bc the bleeding is compressing her heart, just like he is...on the outside, never inside―not like Castle, whom her heart beats for