David Whitney (@dwhitney) 's Twitter Profile
David Whitney

@dwhitney

Actor, bagpiper & Stand up comic, Feature films @Guardiansbhf and Lair are on Amazon/iTunes & Sky. @DeadOnTheVineM1 and Riptide on its way. gig list on 👇

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GuardiansBHF (@guardiansbhf) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A hidden gem they say. Endlessly quotable. A blast. Get to iTunes and Prime UK, US and Canada. #guardians #canada #itunes #featurefilm #comedy #amazon #usa #skystore

A hidden gem they say. Endlessly quotable. A blast. Get to iTunes and Prime UK, US and Canada. #guardians #canada #itunes #featurefilm #comedy #amazon #usa #skystore
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If you want a fullback, who can’t tackle or attack Freddie Stewart’s probably the best fullback in the world #Engrsa #englandrugby #englandsouthAfrica

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I hear henry slade said playing outside Marcus Smith is difficult because you don’t know what he will do. If this is true please someone go round his house and take all England kit. I am sick off watching centers that not only cant but don't want to brack defences #englandrugby

Backyard Comedy Thur (@bycthursday) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Come to the show tonight! we have heating and you don’t have to pay to turn it on. Show only £7.50 plus cheap drinks and pizzas. All at Backyard Comedy Club backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/link/?ce…

Come to the show tonight! we have heating and you don’t have to pay to turn it on. Show only £7.50 plus cheap drinks and pizzas. All at <a href="/Backyard_Comedy/">Backyard Comedy Club</a>   backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/link/?ce…
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i’m sorry, what? You’d be happy with that as the back row of your scrum for the British and Irish Lions let a loune you’re fucking local rugby club. #coyq Friends Of The Stoop #COYQ 🃏

i’m sorry, what? You’d be happy with that as the back row of your scrum for the British and Irish Lions let a loune you’re fucking local rugby club. #coyq <a href="/QuinsFOTS/">Friends Of The Stoop #COYQ 🃏</a>
Backyard Comedy Thur (@bycthursday) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We have a great show for you tomorrow night at the Backyard Comedy Club we are aware there has been some problems with the ticket booking link but everything should be now running perfectly. Or you can buy on the door. backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/link/

We have a great show for you tomorrow night at the <a href="/Backyard_Comedy/">Backyard Comedy Club</a> we are aware there has been some problems with the ticket booking link but everything should be now running perfectly. Or you can buy on the door. backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/link/
Backyard Comedy Thur (@bycthursday) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Amazing show tonight at Backyard Comedy Club tickets still available from our website only £7.50 for 8 amazing Comedians backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/link/?ce…

Amazing show tonight at <a href="/Backyard_Comedy/">Backyard Comedy Club</a> tickets still available from our website only £7.50 for 8 amazing Comedians 

backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/link/?ce…
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Yet another self tape request that came with a liturgy of apologies on why it had to be done so quickly and then 48 hours after the deadline hasn’t been downloaded Equity Spotlight

Yet another self tape request that came with a liturgy of apologies on why it had to be done so quickly and then 48 hours after the deadline hasn’t been downloaded <a href="/EquityUK/">Equity</a> <a href="/SpotlightUK/">Spotlight</a>
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BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious that so many European leaders are pledging enough support, money, and arms for Ukraine to sideline him completely, and was overheard shouting to his staffers, "This is supposed to be MY deal, and MY Nobel Peace Prize!"

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🚨 BREAKING: Russian President Vladimir Putin has reportedly launched a ballistic missile strike on a hotel filled with innocent civilians in Kryvyi Rih, Ukraine. This devastating attack comes just hours after Trump halted the sharing of intelligence with Ukraine—intel that may

🚨 BREAKING: Russian President Vladimir Putin has reportedly launched a ballistic missile strike on a hotel filled with innocent civilians in Kryvyi Rih, Ukraine.

This devastating attack comes just hours after Trump halted the sharing of intelligence with Ukraine—intel that may
David Whitney (@dwhitney) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I rewatched Inglorious bastards last night. I had a need to watch the glorifying of shooting Nazis. I don’t know why. it might be something in the News.

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Fuck. Steve Bartlett has got involved with vivobarefoot. now I have to burn mine. I fucking love those trainers but rules the rules. VIVOBAREFOOT

Backyard Comedy Thur (@bycthursday) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Outstanding show we have this Thursday. 8 great comic trying out new material at the Backyard Comedy Club Club for only £7.50 get them here backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/link/?ce…

Outstanding show we have this Thursday. 8 great comic trying out new material at the <a href="/Backyard_Comedy/">Backyard Comedy Club</a> Club for only £7.50 get them here backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/link/?ce…
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This sun is horrible. Come inside and enjoy the best air conditioning in London and enjoy a great comedy show while you here. Backyard Comedy Club tickets only £7.50 backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/link/?ce…

This sun is horrible. Come inside and enjoy the best air conditioning in London and enjoy a great comedy show while you here. <a href="/Backyard_Comedy/">Backyard Comedy Club</a> tickets only £7.50 backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/link/?ce…
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First they came for Marvel and I said nothing for I was not a loser, then they came for Star Wars and I said nothing for I was not a loser, then they came for for James Bond… #JamesBond #bond