🚨BIRTHDAY UPDATE🚨 Mark Rassell Name variations: boundless His age: way up there! Demotion still feels like: yesterday Singular scoring area: blue paint Knowledge of historical landmarks: robust Reporting skills: widely celebrated Ball flight: low Tradition: continued

I’ve never heard of this guy. Have you?

0.69 mph on the radar gun for this Manello Ranabello goal

Birthday update Who: Andy Dunn Age: 27 Years alive we have been doing this bit: 14 Years alive we haven’t been doing this bit: 13 How he’s doing: good Where he’s located: wherever he’s needed Passions: plenty Player comparable: Viktor Hovland Happy: Birthday

would appear that having Juan Soto on your team is ideal

Even Brozy is in on the joke. Welcome to the Mack Russell fan club. Idaho Steelheads

Madness.

Can’t give this guy an empty net that close to the #bluepaint. THE Mike Riviera is a confirmed playoff performer.

Unfortunately Russel #bluepainted them again

The Generational.

JUAN SOTO'S FIRST CAREER THREE HOME RUN GAME

First Walk-off in Pinstripes. Juan José Soto Pacheco 🔥

You come at The Judge, you best not miss. #RepBX

Time to remind them whose house this is

Unfortunately for all you diehard Matt Rassols fans out there we do not have twitter videos this season. But fear not folks, we’re still going to be keeping the people informed about #bluepaintwatch #96in48in24/25

May we once again re-introduce, The Generational, Juan Soto.

Wells to the 2nd deck 💪

BINNINGTON ⁉️⁉️⁉️

MCGOLDEN GOAL!!!! CANADA WINS THE #4Nations !!!🥇🇨🇦

The Martian walks it off 👽 #RepBX