Yes, my son is also named Bort

Haha! It's true! Grace Robson #BlackLivesMatter Rachel Rebecca

Do we really need staff serving drinks at this meeting? #PornoDay

Where is Norman Togui?? #PornoDay

Theory: accomplice is Toffee Apple Chew, AKA Sir James and Clarence in a pantomime horse costume #PornoDay

How to make someone say “you off?” 1. Slap hands onto knees 2. Say “right”

Hyped for the regional differences in #PokemonSwordShield

Thanks to everyone at GlobalLink NEXT for a fantastic conference and for the opportunity to participate in the Beautiful #Data Panel discussion on behalf of Cirrus Logic! #GLNXT

Just been advised on board London North Eastern Railway #azuma where luggage space is limited due to an earlier cancelled train that ‘trains are smaller, passengers should know to bring a smaller bag’. Didn’t get the memo, sorry.

You know your life has changed when you type ‘cross’ and your phone no longer suggests ‘crossword’ but rather ‘cross-functional’ #officelife

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone finally arrives in Scots translation amcedinburgh theguardian.com/books/2017/jun…

How I feel when I embed a CONCAT inside a VLOOKUP goo.gl/images/sA23aG

Recent history teaches us that in 20 years time we'll remember the two guys who say "no veneer in 'ere" more than we remember Donald Trump.

LOVE THIS!!! The different British common names for WOODLICE!!! HT Moose Allain Ꙭ Nell 🐦 (Art by Conor Houghton) conorhoughton.tumblr.com/post/350311178…

Slippers that look enough like real shoes to trick people into thinking I'm a real grown-up #jokesonyou #winning #phdlife #comfy

TWO free U2 albums #UnlikelyiPhoneFeatures

COSMETICS derives from a Greek word meaning ‘arrange’ or ‘order’—the same root as the word COSMOS.

Omg Facebook messenger now supports LaTeX code! Daisy Smith x.com/rctatman/statu…

My PhD supervisors who bend over backwards to help me succeed are losing their pensions but thank god we have this massive phrase written in lights on the The University of Edinburgh library wall #phew #priorities #UCUstrikes