You cannot let Israel outlive you

gonna start saying not all men when someone says something positive about a man

Why do certain apps think they can pause my music…you’re nothing and no one

"?????" is such a top-tier response to a stupid text.

how tf y'all take 15-30 minute naps mine be like 3-5 hours

fast learner with short term memory loss

when your music is on shuffle & all the bangers line up one after the other

OneDrive: “your file is saved” Me: “oh cool where is it?” Onedrive: “where’s what?”

If adults told you “you should be a lawyer” as a child, that was a polite way of them saying you were clocking their shit.

does anyone else sometimes speak so fast that you start struggling to actually talk properly

my family me explaining watching a where we've seen movie each actor before

you seem pretty unmotivated for a girl so competitive

I hate citations why can't you just trust me

why do essays need conclusions i just said everything i needed to say, scroll up

“bro” is gender neutral to me.

Boruto is a cautionary tale about what fumbling a baddie does to your hairline