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The boring days made me rich. The red candles made me unstoppable. The silence made me a killer. Now I’m loud.

We’re not “early.” We’re in the middle of the pre-after party. The part where everyone’s still poor. But the DJs are setting up the altcoin speakers.

Alt season doesn’t wait for you. It doesn’t knock. It kicks in your door. And takes your girl.

BREAKING: SAYLOR ABOUT TO BUY MORE BITCOIN SEND IT 🚀

I stayed bullish for 6 months straight. Zero likes. Now I post “ALT SZN” and people cheer. Too late, mfers.

I bought memecoins during funerals. Now they’re funding my private chef. Markets don’t reward caution. They reward degens with vision.

💥BREAKING: A WHALE THAT’S BEEN INACTIVE FOR 2 YEARS JUST ADDED 250 $BTC.

🚨 RUMOR 🚨 🇺🇸 TRUMP PLANS TO INTRODUCE 0% CAPITAL GAINS TAX ON BITCOIN AND CRYPTO IN THE UNITED STATES. THIS IS MASSIVE IF TRUE 🔥

Every time I think of selling, I remember the feeling of missing the last cycle. Not again.

BULLISH 🚨 VANGUARD JUST REVEALED THATS THEY HOLD $7BN WORTH OF #BITCOIN RELATED ASSETS

ETH is going to $10k. Not financial advice. Just common sense. Read the room.

BITCOIN JUST TOOK OFF 🚀

Markets on fire. My exposure is criminal. And it feels fucking fantastic. No regrets.

SAYLOR BOUGHT $110 MILLION BITCOIN

When it pumps, You’ll say “I knew it.” But you didn’t buy. You didn’t hold. You didn’t eat the pain. You don’t deserve it.

This is the most retard-proof setup in history. And still most won’t make it. Too emotional. Too late.

Imagine selling your bags. To someone who tweets like a Hallmark card. Couldn’t be me. I only sell to billionaires and people who annoy me.