extubating my patients & asking them who the democratic presidential nominee is

Crowd here is gonna look like the Smith College dining hall

coming up on my first real weekend since may & i feel like i am going on sabbatical

no greater compliment than a seasoned icu nurse asking when you are coming back on sicu

what’s wild about resident schedules is that you can get to work on Monday & think, gee my weekend is right around the corner

provided culturally competent care today by helping my Eastern European patient’s spouse get outside to smoke

dreaming of my pick cards, which will for sure include an extra drape & a pack of sterile tarot cards

me after getting pimped on rounds

i thinks of myself as strong willed & then i let my new barber talk me into a late summer mullet

finally using my loupes consistently & i feel like i am cheating on my eyes

the real reason they make u memorize the Krebs cycle is to get u ready for the convolutedness of applying for an unrestricted medical license

how do i always find myself at a journal club, explaining what ayahuasca is to my co residents

quoting the literature, out of spite

getting 100% on my bls recertification since i am, by definition, an overachiever