We don't write our names on the backs of pictures or write each other notes or send letters so now I don't recognize the handwriting of the people I love most. I love you and I have no clue what it looks like when you write your own name. I hate that.

annual June 1st remembrance of this tweet

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Can’t believe next week is July, time flies when you work every day

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes means AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

between the ages of 24-28 it becomes increasingly humiliating to ask friends for their time or help because they're going to be like "sorry i can't :/ i'm spending the weekend at my partner's place" like ok i guess i'll see you in a few years then

Mr. Met is just somewhere, thanking god he’s had the second most embarrassing concert moment of the week now

leave me and my 87 copies of the picture of dorian gray alone 😔

ive heard of em

Walk off so season saving you gotta hit em with the Disney knees

THIS IS THE MOST INSANE CATCH IN THE HISTORY OF BASEBALL AND I AM NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING OMGGGGG

choose your fav puppy

Average Mets game

Watching baseball tonight

this just restored 5 years to my life

I do not “check bus times”. I do not expect delays, i do not follow timetables, i do not look for roadwork, I WALK TO MY STOP. And if there is no bus, I KlLL MYSELF.

they are doing collabs in japan other countries could not even dream of