I don't respect anybody that steals artwork

Can't wait to be in ohio this weekend

In regards to my previous tweet, that might be the first time anybody ever said that phrase.

Now I have smoked my fair share of cigarettes, but are you really going to smoke that while holding your baby? #MomNeedsHelp

3rd day working for direct tv and I had a guy give me his number and say to call him in 20 years #OrNah

Literally just asked a guy if he lives in a condom 🙈 #ImeantCondo

As a nurse in scrubs passed by me today I said "Ebola doesn't stand a chance" #noregrets

If you are a man, and you wear tights, at least wear an extra long shirt so we don't have to see all that nastyness #CommonCourtesy

Lol to all the cavs fans who hopped back on LeBron James nuts #theking

Just got asked where the lube is in costco 👀

@Kyle_Carter6 I honestly had no idea where it was lol

All aboard the rocketship!!!!! #RulesForLiving apttus.com/academy-the-ro…

There is beauty in the struggle, ugliness in success 🎶

As much as we say we are a strong society, we need to start making some serious changes. #FedUp

Just casually walked into chases house to hear his grandma talking about Shaq like they were family

Had a pretty awesome day in San Fran

Currently on the way to Napa valley!

Such a beautiful day! #SlightlyDrunk #CaliforniaWine #VineyardsForDays #Adventure @ Napa Valley Wine… instagram.com/p/yAz6tCNukT/

Wow my 1,000th tweet and I feel like I haven't had an original thought in ages #WhatHappened

Kirk was unbelievable today #AccelerateQTC #ACC062