leaving titty prints on every machine today

i love when i get in my car and my maps say “work” with my friend’s house as the location

new gym (:

just dropped my juul with a fresh pod into raw egg

ever had a massage chair conform to your whole body and massage/squeeze everything all at once? pretty sick tbh

i always go ghost right after saying i’m gonna try to be on here more oops i’m just a girl having too much fun!!

i have no job to be at bright and early but somehow my body wakes me up at almost exactly 7:15 am every day

taking a bubble bath and forcing myself to like red wine

walgreens pharmacy making me wanna commit heinous acts rn

mismatching my kinis all summer to keep the same tan line going

Nooooo babe that’s just my emotional support unsaved number

my inner monologue is so offensive for literally no reason

handsyyyy

it’s 9:30 am and i’m heading out to the pool before day drinking later. i’ve never felt more sure that this is the life i was meant to live