30 minutes of 3 reps of clean & jerk per arm at 32KG. One must be strong if one is to become content, destroyer of worlds. Kettlebell Kings

Basic rule of thumb: anyone who is really worried about someone’s gender identity is a nosy dork who shouldn’t be taken seriously.

in many ways the ultimate ad-free experience is death

You know what AI-generated music means? SO MUCH MORE CONTENT. More content - especially more ‘personalized’ content - is bad for everyone. It’s bad for artists as there’s more noise and less signal. It’s bad for everyone else as we will have even less shared reality.

I do firmly believe that the world needs more kids who are genetically predisposed to be stuffed into lockers. So I support their weird quest.

Woke Free Cash Flow strikes again.

I spent my $8 on this failed power grip o-soto gari to big boy blast double to double underhook pass to mount instead of a check mark.

Blue checks went from free and valuable to costing money and worthless. Entire textbooks will be written just on the ruination of Twitter.

The main reason I’m concerned with AI is that it’s made it even easier for you sick fucks to just keep making more content. I’m on a mission to create a world with 50% less content by 2030. That’s my presidential platform. And yes I know this tweet isn’t helping.

Submitting my friends this morning. It’s how we have fun.

Someone give me a BlueSky invite so I don’t have to ruin my @ streak.

CONTENT IS THE ENEMY. The idea that our whole lives are meant to be either creating or consuming content is killing us all.

Due to my MMA fandom and the fact that I have two sphynx cats, the Instagram recommendation engine shows me nothing but anti-trans propaganda mixed with videos of baby wombats.

As a highly trained submission grappler, I think it’s important to note that you can very, very easily physically contain and control someone without choking them to death. I do it everyday.

Nothing prepares you for the ear hairs.